sock jammer

a fan of everyone's favorite british indie bedroom music artist Ricky Jamaraz

"I am a passionate sock jammer"

cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

steak sock

The male version of meat curtains

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.

Sock dream

Living a fantasy, a lie, an unreachable achievement. Muchblike when you fantasize about someone while jerking off into a sock.

You're living a sock dream thinking the us goverment actually cares about you.

trap sock

A sock or baby booty depending in the person the you ejaculate into to keep from making a mess.

I beat off into a trap sock last night.

creepy socks

Socks that creep down your legs.

While walking you can feel the sock slowly creeping down your legs. Hence the term creepy socks.