Samarth syndrome

Samarth syndrome: May also refer to Type V Glycogen Disorder where there is prominent exercise intolerance. Strong association with delusions about Lebron James.

Hey you wanna go to the gym with me today? Sorry I have Samarth Syndrome and can't workout I am just going to watch highlights of the King.

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DMC Syndrome

DMC (Distant Monitor Cringe) Syndrome is a state of mind in which viewing your monitor (or TV) plays tricks on your mind, in a way that everything you look at seems to be very far away, but also very close at the same time, and your brain gets all frustrated with trying to focus.

DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.

Whoa, I should get some sleep. I've got too much DMC and my head hurts.

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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.

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Faggotory Syndrome

Two Males that think it's okay to Date together and try to have babies.

"Michai and Willy are suffering from Faggotory Syndrome"

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Atlanta Syndrome

The complete inability for sports teams from Atlanta to translate regular season success into post season success.

"Hey, did you see the Falcons blow it against the Giants?"
"Yeah, can't blame them though. Atlanta Syndrome got 'em"

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apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

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L-Syndrome

When a male and/ or female repeatedly asks you questions after a failed response to a text message.

*Text*
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"

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Sodom's Syndrome

Someone who refuse to, or can not identify what social program should be affected by tax cuts.

The expression comes from the ancient rabbinical tradition around what the actual sin of Sodom was (a failure to be hospitable, treating others as objects).

-Hey, you heard about the about the tax cuts?

-Yes I did! Sodom's Syndrome. Not once did he/she mention what social program should be cut.

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