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Dolphin Whale Syndrome

When a skinny hot girl hangs out with a fat girl on a regular basis, or vice verca.

Damn she's so hot but she always seems to be suffering from Dolphin Whale Syndrome.

by BPGZ February 5, 2009

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Hairy whale tooth

It's when your eating a clean shaved pussy and that one hair that she forgot to shave is the size of a whale and gets stuck in between your teeth.

I ate pussy for an hour and was left with a hairy whale tooth.

by Jungle jack booma October 22, 2014

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Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd

1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.

by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rodeo Whale fuck

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.

" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "

by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 7, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


punky whale

The most beautiful girl in on the face of the planet, her beauty matches only that of a godesses.

by BeEnTaKeN4aMuG February 21, 2003

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.

My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.

by Me1017 September 6, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž