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When you are getting a handy and as you're about to cum she grabs a strap on and enters you unexpectedly
I was with my girl the other night and she surprised me with the ol Bosnian Bottle Change
As stated in the title, you must change your pfp to be of your crush.
It’s May 20th which means it’s time to change your pfp to a picture of your crush as it is national change ur pfp to ur crush day!
A dumb excuse to get out of something.
Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.
The actual of taking a dumb while, or shortly before eating, effectively draining the old substance to add in fresh product.
Person #1: You gonna get off the dumper and eat those pizza rolls, or you just gonna let them go cold?
Person #2: No, just a routine oil change. Gotta empty it out before I fill it back up.
An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.
“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
Men's ejaculation by having intercourse.
He didn't have fun for a while.Time for an oil change.
When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub
Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier