There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly
yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.
when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole
I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio
when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole
I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio
Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."
"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."
"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug
Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
When a girl wears leggings and you see that it's a penis
Holy sh*t that girl has crab pajamas