Porn Flappers

The act of flapping porn cards on the Las Vegas Strip. The flapping sound is the cards hitting the below minimum wage workers hand a split second before he/she extends the hand for you to take or not take said card.

So you think those Porn Flappers are a part of a union?

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porn princess

The term "porn princess" is a polite diminutive retrograde form of the more widespread term "porn queen". It does not imply her behavior is any less lewd or immoral or kinky.

"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008

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Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)

Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.

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Stump Porn

The picturesque representation or exploitation of parapalegic or quadrapalegic peoples having sex, voluntarily or involuntarily as they do not have the power to stop you.

an orphaned quadrapalegic eunich midget was involuntarily cast in that online fetish group about stump porn, he later fell over in the shower and drowned.

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pop porn

When hundreds of porn pop-ups appear on your screen from one bad link.

Oh no pop porn. i have to find a way to close this before the boss sees

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virgin porn

virgin porn is a genre of adult film that claims to show female virgins being fucked for the first time. virgins in the film can either be total virgins (they have never been fucked vaginally or anally) or ass virgins (they have never been fucked anally). it is doubtful that the actors are really virgins.

not to be confused with porn virgin. a porn virgin is a person who has never seen porn.

"let's go rent some virgin porn. i can't wait to see her cherry pop!" "but don't bring Bob, he's a porn virgin. he can't handle seeing that sweet virgin ass!"

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Porn Star

Someone who needs to get a real job.

Person 1: I heard Becky became a porn star

Person 2: Wow what a waste of human life. Get a real job and make a contribution to something

Person 3: She's making a contribution to my dick

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