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Tool

A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.

You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.

by Free bobby shmurda May 28, 2018


tool

A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.

(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.

(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"

by rfo October 25, 2010


Tool

Tool" is just a slang term for penis. It also has other meanings like Calling someone a "tool" is a less profane way of calling them a "dick" or "cock" or "prick". Or a asshole

1: yo bro stop being a damn tool and throw away your fucking trash man.

2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)

by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024


tool

a tool is the word for some one stupid, often used in ireland

boy 1 "where did you say the ice cream was?"
Boy 2 " over there you fecking TOOL!!!"

by ireland2010 January 31, 2010


Tool

Someone who wears a visor

Jacob is a tool

by Boom Roasted July 22, 2018


Tool

Someone who lack's mental capacity. a retard; a idiot.

You're a tool.

" wow, that guy doesn't even know what he is doing "
" yeah , what a tool "

by ultimatepwr October 29, 2009


Tool

Dylan Stewart

Dylan is a huge a tool.

by wayment September 2, 2019