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A really cool show for really cool kids.
Person #1: dude, did you see Ms. Frizzle on the magic school bus yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah, I would like to tap that frizzle ass
Person #1: wait, why can't we?
Person #2: To the school bus!!
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1. To intentionally reveal damaging or unflattering information about another's character or transpired event, while at the same time trying to make themselves look good or innocent in the eyes of the listener. To shift blame or attention in a cowardly way.
The varsity quarteback was thrown under the bus by a sophomore when the coach was told who toilet papered his house.
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An amazing song by Melanie Martinez , very good chorus and melody and I listen to it so much!
Alexis: do u know that song in the k-12 album usually it plays first?
Mia: yea wheels on the bus 🚌!I love Melanie
Alexis : same
A group of young bogans who think their local bus shelter is a place for hanging out, drinking pepsi and eating red skins. Generally the girls are fat and ugly and they guys walk around town in gangs looking like faggots until they commute back at the bus shelter
Guy 1: Look at that fat chick
Guy 2: Yeah fucking bus shelter kids
A blunt rolled with Xanax inside.
James newfgr just took a hit off the magic school bus.
Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)
A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.
Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.
Note from author:
Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
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