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A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.
Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.
When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.
Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.
A high school located in Horn Lake, MS. They tend to get into a lot of fights at this school & there is a lot of drama & everybody there has been with the whole city, so don’t date anybody that goes to Horn Lake High.
“What school do you go to”?
“Horn Lake High”
“Oh, so you must like drama”
An all boys school in Anaheim that has really attractive and desperate guys.
Wow he is hot where does he go? He goes to Servite high school but he has a girlfriend at rosary.
An all boys school in Anaheim that has really attractive and desperate guys.
Wow he is hot where does he go? He goes to Servite high school but he has a girlfriend at rosary.
Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.
My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.