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I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

by nepvll March 12, 2023


I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021


for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.

Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.

by peepeeissmall April 08, 2021


ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023


i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019


Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021


abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

by holydrugs April 26, 2022