Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

throwing me down

To cause to fail.

I took the driver's test 3 times, but the examiner kept throwing me down.

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

bust me some

To give someone something. londoner slang

Person 1: *opens a bag of Doritos*
Person 2: yo bust me some Doritos still

Meet Me at Quail

A threat used to initiate a fight, battle, or duel

If you say one more thing about my mom, you can meet me at Quail.

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed