Stewart: I did your mom last night
Robert: I know, she's fantastic!
a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you
bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl
The gayest person on the planet and is very gay
Jimmy boi: BIll your mom is fat af
Bill: Fuck you
a joke that is something you prob should not say to your dad
hey man what did you do lastnight?
Your mom.
a common response i use when said to me is
...Your mom.
well my moms dead so that's necrophilia
The funniest answer to a question
John: What are you doing?
Jack: Your mom