A true homie, and one that’ll always be there for you.
You’re dope Joey, props to you my man.
most beautiful,kind,gorgeous person I've ever met~
I love joey
Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…
“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers
A stinky monkey I want to fist.
I’m extra horny right now where’s Joey Alba
You begin using Joey’s peculiar slang, and start adapting to his childish mannerisms.
Examples:
“No Kizzy Cappy”
“Bro” (bœ)
*throwing up gang signs*
Someone being upset or in pain, and he says: “its gonna be ok.” 👋
*Calling Maya “Mayaronie”*
Just in general giving people weird/fire nicknames🔥
*constantly dabbing people up or trying to*
always asking “ooooh are you guys datingg?” to two people of the opposite sex
Random person: My mom died. *cries*
Me: Danggg.
Maya: See Carson, thats “The ‘Joey’ Effect”
A pretty swell fella, and Kenzies best friend. Kenzie is very excited to get to hangout and drink American honey and watch stupid tik toks. Also he should really stop listening to blue skies by MGK so much. Love you dude
That guy Joey Kane is famous he’s on Urban dictionary!!