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To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.
My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!
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While performing cunninglingus, your partner tinkles in your mouth. For added pleasure, she blows a queef in your face!
While at the pussy bar, I screamed "Give me a lemon drop with a sidecar, my darling."
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the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’
friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest
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When something is the most terrible thing person or idea
“Your Gacha edit is Lemon on cardboard Dave(locd)
“My teacher is Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)
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your brown skin and lemon over ice, would you believe it?!
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An alternate discreet way of asking somebody if they belong in the LGBT community, namely Transgender. See also: Do you listen to mother mother?
X: "Do you listen to Lemon demon?"
Y: "Yeah, of course! My pronouns are They/Them!!"
A: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."
A's Dad: "We know, Son. We heard you respond 'Yes' to the question 'Do you listen to Lemon Demon?'."
A's Mom: lmao loser
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no matter what you say, it will always be "easy peasy lemon sneezy"
some people think it's actually "easy peasy lemon squeezy" but they are wrong. ur wrong peak
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when you awaken your hiram t2 and it works on first try
"easy peasy lemon sneezy"
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