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Hiram

A very handsome guy. Musically talented but not one to brag. Cuddly like a panda yet incredibly charming. His skin is the color of Carmel and tastes just as sweet. He’s tall and flirtatious and like a riddle to figure out but once you do you’re addicted.

“Who’s that incredibly gorgeous man who dresses so well?”

Oh that’s obviously Hiram.”

by Willywinks February 23, 2019

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Hiram

A kick ass kid that can do anything. Essentially a combination of Chuck Norris+Einstein+spaghetti cat+ Samuel Jackson(bad motherfucker) times 1000. This person is usualy either a Leo, pisces, or Scorpio. Can do anything you can do, twice as good. And kick ass at at least one instrument, speaks 2+ languages, and can destroy anything and build it better than what it was.

Hiram could rip out Justin bieber's heart, shove it back down his throat, then everyone will like him and he won't sound like a four year old.

by ZioThr33 April 9, 2011

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Hiram

A young stud with a big enough package to fill up like 15 girl's mouths.

"Hiram, that was GREAT!"

by Mary-Jane May 23, 2004

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Hiram

A boy who’s very different from the rest. His smile can light up a room & his personality makes you fall for him in an instant. Hiram is effortlessly handsome, and very popular amongst the girls, so once you find an hiram , treasure him and never let him go. Hiram is very nice , TOO NICE, but in the best way possible. His kindness makes you realize that there’s still good people in this world & you’ll fall for him even harder. His laughter brings everyone joy & he always has a joke to say that’ll lift you up whenever you need it. Hiram is very to himself unless he feels like he can open up to you , so if he ever does open up to you, consider yourself lucky. Once you truly get to know Hiram , you’ll realize how amazing he truly is, he’s very rare to find so don’t ever take him for granted. Hiram makes others feel safe , and is very trustworthy, he’s the type of person to truly care for others and be there for them when they need it the most. Hiram is perfect , he’s the best thing that can possibly happen to you , so don’t ever let go of him.

Omg look it’s Hiram ! He really is perfect.

by Ivvxtte November 24, 2021

10👍 1👎


Hiram

the best boyfriend of the entire world

Hiram is such a cute and loving person, I am so lucky to be his girlfriend.<3

by watermoon November 22, 2021


Hiram

Skinny Rican With a Fat Ass dick..

YES HIRAM!!

by Hdgvff March 13, 2017

29👍 14👎


Hiram

An outsider, an analyzer, a black cat maneuvering through the streets in the dark. Seeking for an investigation, a story, an adventure.

“Did you hear about that new kid in our school?”
“Oh yeah! That kid is such an Hiram”

by doublehockeystick082 November 19, 2018

3👍 1👎