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Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 28, 2021


Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 6, 2023


bird in a bath

when one takes out his ball sack, makes a bit of a bowl with the excess skin and then pees a bit into the "bowl" and then shakes the "bowl" up and down giving the sensation of your dick being washed like a bird.

he liked to show us his bird in a bath and showed it to us all the time.

by the big ralph July 3, 2014


Lonely Bath

When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob

Reed: Summer break was lit bro, what did you do?
Morgan: I took lonely baths

by dxrk February 16, 2020


Chinchilla Bath

The act of violating someone's cremated ashes for sexual gratification.

"Joe, get your dick out of my mom's ashes you Chinchilla Bath loving freak"
"I can't help myself, the ashes feel so good, I love a good Chinchilla Bath"

by Honeybear11105 January 20, 2023


Bubble bath

A bubble bath is when a girl (or guy) is too poor to afford dildos so she shoves bars of soap into her vagina/asshole instead.

"Did you hear that Chelsi had to go to the hospital?!"

"No! What happened?"
"She bubble bathed it and she couldn't get the soap out!"

by Lydia the nymphomaniac April 28, 2017


Bubble bath

When your girl is giving you a blowjob with an Alka-Seltzer tablet in her mouth

Wow that bubble bath last night was crazy!

by Gliguy January 4, 2020