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A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
“This guy is such a brian wilson”
When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
a gross smelly butt as a guy
often dumb
Person 1: Your dumber than a box of brians
person 2: You smell like brian mccoulugh
He is the best person in the world. He makes you laugh and always makes you happy. He can make your day better by simply walking into the room. He is an amazing friend and just an all around good person. He is really cute, and if you are ever lucky enough to be his girlfriend, friend, or whatever, you should keep him forever.
I like Brian, Brian Williams.
Well then ask him out, he likes you too you know.