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When the world has got you down and it's heavy on your shoulders.
"Oh man I woke up from last night with a racing stripe shaved into my leg."
"Oh man, heavy days."
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Rubbish phrase used by many annoying people.
at the end of the day i got the last laugh because i shagged his wife
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day of the Last Judgment when Admin will decree the fates of all members according to the good and evil of their forum lives.
When the Day of Reckoning is upon us, all non-contributing members will be purged.
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A longstanding and historical tradition at Washington College, in which students get naked and run around on the green while hammered. It occurs every year on a weekend near the 1st of May.
Legend goes that the first May Day was held by a professor in the 60's, along with several of his students.
"I barely remember May Day. All I know is that I woke up the next day in someone else's room with a bite mark on my arm and a gash on my butt. I'm still not sure who bit me."
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A stupid day when mindless droids who claim the will be together forever exchange gifts and crap...Losers
I dont need anyone eho likes Valentine's day
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an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
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Coming down off drugs -- the day after a powerful drug experience.
Man, the only thing that helps on scat day is more drugs.
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