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A neti pot. Used to flush the sinuses. Popular in Asia for colds, and allergies.
My God, my face feels like it's going to explode. Go get me my nose douche to clear out these boogers!
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That one person who has the uncanny ability to partake in douchery but does not exibit all the qualities of a typical douche, leading some people into the illusion that this person is not in fact a douche. In many cases a closet douche is only a douche to guys so oblivious girls think hes a cool guy, adding to the hatred of him. Also, creatine is used by certain closet douches to artificially bulk them up, but everyone knows it just shrinks their ballsack.
guy: "God damn Bob is such a douche"
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
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some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.
Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!
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A man who has all the inside knowledge of why douche-bags act the way they do. They are capable of helping women, Ex-girlfriends in particular get back at their douche-bag exs. They are rare, in fact almost unheard of. These men are usually attractive nerds and care for the well being of females, hence they get married to the hot ones. If a woman is having trouble with her man or ex. She should seek the advice of these truly unique men.
Morgan- "Why is my ex being a douche bag?
Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."
Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."
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a person who has an overwhelming amount of douchiness. His or her douchiness is much too great for a single bag and the considerable amount in the bucket. This person thinks they're funny when in reality there not. They think that by being proper they're cool, but this really only bumbs there douchiness up a few hundred notches. This may be the highest existing and known stage of douchiness.
Why would you make fun of the way she walks, you do know she has a prosthetic leg, you freak'en douche pool!!!
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Bigger than a douche bag, smaller than a douche rocket. When someone is showing moderate levels of douche behavior.
Guy1: Man he's a douchebag.
Guy2: No way, he's a douche rocket.
Guy3: Okay, let's go with douche trough.
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A douche bragger is someone who often feels the need to brag to others about the overexaggerated stupid shit they have done. Basically informing us on how much of a douchebag they really are.
"I LOVED opening that check for $4000 after doing that acting gig" annouces Cam(Douche bragger in question)
"shut the hell up! and get your own bed.... ya douchebragger," says the homeless bloke sleeping on a park bench.
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