douche-whisperer

A man who has all the inside knowledge of why douche-bags act the way they do. They are capable of helping women, Ex-girlfriends in particular get back at their douche-bag exs. They are rare, in fact almost unheard of. These men are usually attractive nerds and care for the well being of females, hence they get married to the hot ones. If a woman is having trouble with her man or ex. She should seek the advice of these truly unique men.

Morgan- "Why is my ex being a douche bag?

Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."

Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."

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