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Google Dearth

the increasing inability of Google to furnish relevant search results.

"I was trying to do a search to find out how many carbohydrates are in this herbal medicine. So I used Google"
"how did your search go?"
"I got carb counters for culinary herbs, lots of information on weight loss herbs, lots of places where I could buy herbs, lots of ads for low carb diets, but absolutely no information on whether slippery elm is too loaded with carbs for me to use for nasal polyps while on my diet-- wow! I got hit again by Google Dearth!"

by Coz the Shroom February 25, 2012

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googling-schnoodling

The act of looking up some information on Google, but the information you are trying to Google is hard to describe in words that Google will understand and Google gives back a lot of pointless information in which you have to traverse through to find any useful information.

I was in the midst of some intense Googling-Schnoodling before I found what i was looking for.

by Googleutron3000 October 23, 2014

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consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.

Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google

by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017

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Google Remembers

When a web page or image is in Google's cache after the page/image is deleted, and it's only trace can be found through google.
This often leads to frustration when someone is looking for a specific page or picture, you'll see a sample of text or a shrunk image that looks like what you want. Then you click to see more/full size, and you get a 404 error.

Guy1: Hey did you print that hi res picture for me like I asked?

Guy2: I can't, not even Google Remembers it!

by soonmme May 17, 2009

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Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.

My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf

by kirbside September 2, 2015

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google codes

The Konami Code (Japanese: ใ‚ณใƒŠใƒŸใ‚ณใƒžใƒณใƒ‰, Konami komando, "Konami command") a cheat code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and imformational sections 1 although the code also appears in some non-google domains.2

any codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain

google codes any software code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and informational sections 1 the code also appears in some non-google domains.2 codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain code also appears in some non-google domains.3

by bizgomobile.com November 6, 2016

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google-fix

The need and desire to use google on a regular basis.

I haven't been on the internet today and therefore missing my google-fix

by masklin000 November 28, 2008

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