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Greasy Gravy is gravy that is not greasy.
Hey mom?
"Yeah"
Can we have Greasy gravy?
"Where poor Johnathan"
oh...
When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.
"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!
When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.
Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!
the combination of sweat and dust blown on you by the wind
This body gravy is nasty!
The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.
As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.
The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.
Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
after a long day of hot weather your bag is sticky from sweat
i got enouh bag gravy for thanksgiving