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horny twisha is the last stage of horniness on that stage your pants just burst with cum........your room floods with all the load....you moan louder than ever.......and you wanna fuck the next person you see regardless of the sex
me: yo dude i was so horny twisha last night that i accidentally fucked your mom
friend: you did what?!
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Similar to the witching hour of 3 AM, The Horny Hour is 4 AM in which any person can get however many pictures of whatever he wants from the person they’re talking to
Person 1: Hey it’s 4 AM, you know what that means!
Person 2: It’s the Horny Hour?
Person1: That’s right, get those pics going!
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The Act of saluting like a soldier while having sex and yelling out Yo quiero Taco Bell Puto!
I gave her the Old Horny Spanish Salute
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When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.
a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.
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An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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Sometimes H.O.H means Head Of Household, like in Big Brother. But here, It means Hung Over Horny. Hung Over Horny means the act of being horny the day after going to sleep horny.
Fae: It's like I was soooo fucking horny last night. And I thought, maybe if I go to sleep, I'll wake up and be okay and go to work fine. But NOOO I was trying to keep the stapler away from my legs ALL DAYYY
Kyleigh: Wow... That is a bad case of the hung over horny.
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(noun) A large group of women with naughty thoughts of a desirable man (see also Bjoern)
The horde of horny ladies were chasing a Bjoern.
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