Rural Dictionary

horse collar

when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.

Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!

Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?

Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!

Peter - You are the man!

by Harry Day October 27, 2009

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pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

by Widow1 July 20, 2006

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bangin' horse

a adjective for cool, neat-0, or fucking swell

those boots you got are fucking bangin' horse

by tommy November 5, 2004

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hobby horse

This act includes, but is not limited to the following:

1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.

"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"

Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."

by VP moons December 21, 2005

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