Milk and Sprite over ice in a dirty rocks glass.
Yo son, what'd you want to drink?
I'll take a Levittown Russian.
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Used to refer to vehicles of the soviet union and modern day russia (mostly in digital media) that are made of Stalinium, and are thus almost inpenetrable while being as good as weightless.
It is still up for debate whether this is reality or just made up by angry king tiger drivers. Our best scientists at Gaijin and Wargaming are on it, but we dont know if thats bettering or worsening the situation.
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: Lol that IS-2 is so OP! Obvious russian bias!
NotTheLegend27: You know it takes until the heat death of the universe to reload?
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: RUSSIAN BIAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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The unfortunate event of drinking to much vodka and attempting to eat dirty pussy, resulting in vomit covered pussy, or a Russian HamBeaver.
Every time i drink a whole bottle of kettleone and go home with a stranger, i end up with Russian HamBeaver breath.
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βmobilization to gravesβ
Russian Conscription for the war in Ukraine is a grave era.
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When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!
Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?
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A person usually used for slavs or for people that look like slavs that are fat. These people usually call other people fat whille they them self are fat.
Isaac: Ervin is the guy that played in my football team, the russian fatty.
Aaron: Hahhhah
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A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.
Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".
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