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the term given when a drunk chick puts her uggs on her hands like gloves, and administers a hand job to a dude.
Dude, why is my cock burning and itchy?? Ahhh, shit!! Fuck, I was so wasted, I must have let that drunk Delta ugg job my cock last night!
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The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.
John: Man my balls are killing me
Sean: Why dude?
John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good
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when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
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when on a long trip, your female companion provides sexual favors to help pass the miles, in particular a blow job.
three truckers did not notice my doing 75 mph while getting a road job from Sally
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A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job which people take in order to pay off any debts, it is usually an unenjoyable job.
Matt: So how do you find your new job as a Banker?
Andy: Well, it's a good job.
Matt: Don't worry mate, you'll be able to quit in two years.
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Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday
Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song
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A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.
It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"
Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?
Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!
*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*
Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!
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