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Post your lover on September 10 to show that you're loyal.
K: Damn National Lover Day. Gotta post my bby to my snap story.
an oldie lover, no, doesnt love sugar daddy, they love old songs (considered old as today) like *nsync or backstreet boys, queen, ub40, the beatles, bon Jovi, aerosmith or others, I mean who doesn't? they're also used to people saying their music taste is bad and that songs are boring and they only piss off a little. they also learn modern songs and they like them (this happens mostly in gen z , but rather listening to oldies. an oldie lover is one of the best kinds of people in the world, so become their friend and appreciate them
not-so-cool person: i mean, bon jovi is really overrated but mostly is more horrible than digging 3 hours and only find paper
gen z: ok and?
gen z girl's bff: arent you going to kill her for insulting you?
gen z: no, it's ok, I'm used to, I'm an oldie lover
Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's Day
-When is your birthday
-14th of February
-so you are a certified lover boy?
Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day
-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day
A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”