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A very big egg.
Hmmm yes today I made a sandwich with a Martin Urbano.
A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc
'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'
Thisbis what we call 'Hurensohn'
Du Hurensohn
- Martin gruja, 28 oder 29 ich vergaß
Another name for Walmart. Walter Martin is a fake designer. When you buy nice clothes from wally world they are Walter Martin.
Some prick wearing Gucci: Yoooo those shoes are so fuckin ugly they're almost kinda fire. Where did you get them??
Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.
Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."