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When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
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One of the most caring people in the world. He can be shy but, mostly, he’s very talkative and loves to make new friends. He makes you feel special; asking if you're okay. He'll always be there—to comfort, to talk, to listen if you need to vent and let out stress. Although he can be lazy at times, he’s very responsible and does what he needs to get done. He’s humorous and very outgoing, but sometimes he speaks without thinking and when he does, he’ll apologizing asap—almost instantly. He says he's ugly but he's not and has a smile so bright and so sweet, it's contagious. The only way he'll break your heart is when he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. As a boyfriend, he's perfect. He's loyal and trusting. He's sweet, thoughtful, and caring. And he has great respects for his girlfriend—enjoying the time he spends with her to the fullest. He's very talented, as he has a love for music. He likes to sing and play the keyboard. He's often shy when showing his musical side, but when he sings, his voice is always strong and when he plays the keyboard, the sounds are always clear. He just doesn't realize how much of a sweet, caring, thoughtful, respectful, loving, loyal, and so much more of a friend—of a person—he is. And without him, so much, such as life-changing events, meetings, makings of friendships, and more, would not have happened. So, one should be very grateful to meet, or have met, such an amazing person, because I know, I very much am.
Martin's always there for me, so I'll always be there for him!
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A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!
Look at that beautiful girl must be a martine!
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Martin is the name of a man who has built a barrier between his heart n the ppl he let's have it he is protective of who he let's in his life , he is always putting ppl before him , he is strong,handsome, and intelligent he is perfect he may have flaws but he shows thm proudly he is also has low self a steem but he never let's tht keep him down martin is the name of a man who is determined to change the world for the best .
Martin is a leader
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Genius
unnatural super human thinking ability.. all ideas are pure gold..to put it simply.. THE WORD OF GOD
I've just had the best idea EVER .. I'm such a Martin
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A sweet,caring,loving person. Be careful what you say to them because they take things very serious. All Martin's are savages and attractive. Some girls are really lucky if a Martin likes her. (Jacqueline) I wish....
I like Martin he is a savage .
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A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
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