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Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...
Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.
Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.
A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
like start-up but really crappy
- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap
To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.
"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"