Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

crap-atude

something you say when something goes wrong so that you don't get in trouble for cursin

Shit

i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where

crap-atude a droped my cookie

Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.

"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"

crap rat

someone who eats crap

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn

eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says

Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do

Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!