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Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs.
Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."
Synonymous with e-penis
+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
You're the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make Dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in "Legend of Binkly". Your internet penis is -huge-.
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dried cum on your dick after youve spanked it and had to put it away quick cause your grandparents are on their way back.
man that guys got some thick penis brittle
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"Oh my fucking god it's so big"-every female on the planet.
Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.
There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.
Ask your mom she felt it last night
THE Ginger Penis
Girl 1: omg so I hooked up with a redhead yesterday and I was like so scared, he was so big
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!
Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful
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A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.
Wow I heard John is get married are you gonna go to his penis funeral??
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This penis is humongous in other words makes horse jealous. Yes this penis is also the color of the fucking rainbow. There is only two ways you can get a Rainbow penis and it is 1. You are born with it. 2. A person with a Rainbow penis cums out another Rainbow penis which only happens in rare occasions. The Rainbow penis is very sensitive to touching so its very easily erected. When the person sucks the Rainbow penis alright they get regular semen, if they suck it great they get Skittles, if they suck it fantastically they get Starburst, but if they suck it majestically they get their very own Rainbow penis.
Did you see Becca's massive Rainbow penis? When I was sucking the massive cock I got Starburst. What did you get?
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A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
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When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.
Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."
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