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The drunkest moment of your life.
I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.
completely and indefinitely overwhelmed with mass quantities of attitude and sass...
dude....I'M DRUNK WITH 'TUDE!!!!
When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help
Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them
Person 2: pan au chocolat?
Person 1: um, maybe
Person 2: go home you're fat drunk
Person 1: ok can you help me up
Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.
I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.
Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.
Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.
a term used when describing the amount of drunken-ness and satisfaction realized per dollar spent on alcohol.
Mike says your drunk-dollar goes much further when you drink the hard stuff fast." "Get the most for your drunk-dollar at Log Jam (bar).
Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.
We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.
Man that fool is Russian Drunk!