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See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.
Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.
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a game played when everyone is drunk and ready to make fools of themselves. not for the sober or any underclassmen(younger than a junior in high school).
We could play drunk charades if Jasmine and Colin weren't here.J.K.
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Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.
John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.
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When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help
Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them
Person 2: pan au chocolat?
Person 1: um, maybe
Person 2: go home you're fat drunk
Person 1: ok can you help me up
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Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.
I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.
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A commuter train when taken late at night on a weekend, when it serves merely to safely transport the weary drunks home from their escapades in the big city.
Oh great, I missed the 11:37 train, now I'm gonna have to take the midnight drunk shuttle with a bunch of wasted Westchester girls and their guido boyfriends.
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The drunkest moment of your life.
I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.
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