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One who likes to suck the salt off the nut shell before eating the nut is a Nut Sucker.
Dont be ashamed to be a Nut Sucker, everyone likes to suck the nut.
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The worst month for males because the females are planing to make this month a living hell for the male.
Person 1 :"Hey, has your boyfriend failed No Nut November yet?"
Person 2 :"Not yet, soon though. What about you?"
Person 1:" No, I don't think he will fail."
Person 2:" I'll make him fail>:)"
Person 1:"WTF!"
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the back seat of a car directly behind the driver. The seat behind shotgun is known as right nut, where the middle back seat is known as "bitch".
friend 1 "aight I got shotgun!"
friend 2 "left nut!"
friend 3 "right nut!"
friend 4 "damn it, i got bitch."
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When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.
Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.
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A reference to a man’s groin and the extent his business is prominent in his clothing, often greatly influenced by the type of underwear worn.
When this guy walks up to perfect strangers, it’s clear that they make every attempt to try to avoid staring at his nearly obscene nut prominence.
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Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.
Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!
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1- Blue balls
2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry
"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."
"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
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