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Now I'm finna bake yo ass

To say mean or hurtful words to one another

Person 1 : your ugly you your daddy's son

Person 2 : now I'm finna bake yo ass

by Nivea. K Williams July 28, 2017

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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019


i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 April 28, 2011

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Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021


Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.

Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.

by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012


That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020


Trip Deane bake bean

he is a bake bean

Trip deane bake bean

by bake beans November 16, 2022