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The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Has a very odd sense of humor. tall boi. A chill person in general but still very fun to be around. He is a very caring and compassionate human being.
Patrick is literally the sweetest.
They act cool in front of others but when they're with family they are complete jerks. They are very good at working and can easily be distracted. They have so many girlfriends and end up breaking up with them in a short period of time but who knows, maybe they'll find the right one some day. They actually know so much. They're like a living google walking around. They are very smart but tend to not like to show that side of them for some reason. They also like to do lots of pranks.
A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro
A dumb whore who gets NO bitches. Negative bitches actually
I hate Patrick
The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.
That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.
loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home
daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk