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Telling someone to literally fall into a pot hole while walking. To wish death on someone in the most disgusting and vile manner, to die in the sewer system after falling into a pot hole, especially the sewer system of a large city ie. New York City, where the rats are bigger than cats.
Guy 1: Go die in a fire!
Guy 2: Go die in a pot hole!
Guy 1: Touche.
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the act of being or wanting to be high while learning about hypotenuse, because it is extremely boring. now you can tell your own teacher that you are high (or that you wish to be).
Teacher:class what is the hypotenuse of this shape
kevin: I wish i was high-on-pot-enuse!
class: OMG, LMAO, etc, etc...
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Performing oral sex on a woman.
Yeah, it's her birthday..guess i gotta go snorkling in the chowder pot tonight.
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When a woman is so fat, her crotch area looks like a second belly. Resembling a pot belly of a pig.
Dude, look at that lady. She has the biggest Pot Bellied Cunt I've ever seen!!
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When charlie Eats a space cake and starts flying.
Harry potter and the Philosopher's crack
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A sandwich made from potted meat, which is ground up chicken, pork, beef, and whatever else you can imagine. No one knows for sure exactly what is in potted meat but since it is super cheap (think 4 cans for a dollar), many rednecks lather it on bread and cover it in mayo to make the cheapest sandwich with the most mysterious ingredients.
Cecil is so cheap that he always brings potted meat sandwiches for lunch.
Philly has cheese steak, Kentucky has the potted meat sandwich.
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When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter
I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.
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