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Milk and Sprite over ice in a dirty rocks glass.
Yo son, what'd you want to drink?
I'll take a Levittown Russian.
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When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!
Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?
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“mobilization to graves”
Russian Conscription for the war in Ukraine is a grave era.
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The unfortunate event of drinking to much vodka and attempting to eat dirty pussy, resulting in vomit covered pussy, or a Russian HamBeaver.
Every time i drink a whole bottle of kettleone and go home with a stranger, i end up with Russian HamBeaver breath.
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A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.
Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".
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The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.
Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?
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A Russian Dugout, how do I put this beautiful word into context. Well a Russian Dugout has a man and woman involved, first let your woman take a shit in your mouth, then the man swishes the shit around his mouth to fully coat. When all his said and done a man eats the woman's pussy out with her own shit on the man's tongue. The Russian Dugout is for adventurous people who aren't afraid to be dirty, real dirty.
That couple is so dirty, they probably have done the Russian Dugout countless times.
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