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A city in California
Let's go to San Luis Obispo.
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When there is a crowd of homo-sexual people talking
Kyle- "Gosh Cartman I was so annoyed by that San Francisco Social yeaterday"
Cartman- "I know I feared for my anal safety"
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When a guy and girl cum on each other and rub the cum all over each other's bodies. The girl then lays on top of the guy with the guy's penis being the pickle and the girls boobs being the meat in the sandwich and the couple can add whatever else they want in between to put their own special touch on the sandwich.
Man that girl is hot. I wonder if she'll make a San Francisco Sandwich with me.
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A horrifying act of anal penetration where the partner takes a lit candle and inserts it into the recipients asshole repeatedly
Gay #1- hey I just lit a candle
Gay #2- ohhh that's so romantic
Gay #1- now i'm gonna stick it up your ass! who doesn't like a San Fran Sunrise
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While Having Anal Sex, Weather Gay Or Straight, You Pull Out And Write Your Name (with WHATEVER is currently residing on your the penis) Where Ever You Can On The Body Of The Person You Just Had Sex With. Without Them Knowing!
Yeah, he said, "that bitch walked around with my name smeared in shit for two days and never knew it after my San francisco Sharpie!
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Cool guy who people like to tease because he doesnt ever speak up for himself.
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Similar to a Mississippi Handbag, a sexual practice that involves the female (or gay 'bottom') placing the toes of their feet into the anus of the recipient. Maximum sexual arousal is achieved through a fast and intense "wiggle your big toe (ie Kill Bill)" motion or if the person who is administering the act has a hangnail and/or an erotic "Butt Bunions."
That bitch was too busy rolling a joint to give me a Mississippi Handbag, so she gave me a San Diego Sandal instead.
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