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September 29th is national give head day.
Its September 29 today! Who will I be giving head
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september 9th is national give ur bf/gf a head pat day. on this day you have to give ur bf/gf a had pat otherwise ur gonna be cursed for a whole year.
random kid: hey honey do you know what day it is?
random kids bf/gf: yea september 9th, why?
random kids bf/gf: oooohhhhh
random kid: *gives head pat.
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Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th
Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner
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The day that Epic No.1 bestest gamers ever in the history of the universe were born 😎 , also 7 8 9 so 9 is whack and 7 is like fckin SWOLE
TAKE THAT L YOU "NOT BORN ON SEPTEMBER 7TH"-ASS
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No simping for a boy named stefan
Him; are you gonna fuck stefan tonight
her: no its no stefan september
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People born on this date are usually super nice, but please stop overthinking bae. Since september is a virgo sign, I'm just gonna be honest and say you definatly fit the steriotypical virgo persona. Sorry I cannot spell lmao
"Omg did you see y/n? They are so pretty omg."
"Yeah, they were born september 22 btw!"
"Oh they must be super nice then."
"Yeah, but they need to stop otherthinking"
"Fr.."
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Grab anything day. Grab someone's ass, or any other body part except for the private areas- 😭
ex: on september 2, he grabbed her ass and then he ran to class.
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