All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.
Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).
This is a KSide Slide
"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."
while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide
When she is is wet you slide right in without needing to lube it up
Man she was a slip in slide last night after the movie
When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.
Derik: qasdfghjkl
Mike: Yo what was that?
Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.
Where you where your bubble slides to school and match somebody. National bubble slides day.
Where you where your bubble slides to school and match somebody. National bubble slides day.