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sloppy journalism

To furiously ejaculate all over your notes for class and still hand it in. Spunk and all.

Man my Professor was being such a herb about how the format had to be. Instead I gave him some sloppy journalism. See how he likes that.

by Alan Lickman April 14, 2015

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sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 9, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick

"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"

by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Nazi

when the big toe stimulates the clitoris of a female, and then slides into the vagina, thus resulting into a sloppy nazi.

This bitch came all over my foot when i performed a Sloppy Nazi on her.

by Mr. Self Facial November 25, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Knockers

The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.

Chick: WTF?

T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.

by Arroni January 22, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy jalopey

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

by Rikimaru November 10, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joes

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.

1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes

by von cake October 10, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž