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Sock dream

Living a fantasy, a lie, an unreachable achievement. Muchblike when you fantasize about someone while jerking off into a sock.

You're living a sock dream thinking the us goverment actually cares about you.

by Fartass57 July 10, 2021


trap sock

A sock or baby booty depending in the person the you ejaculate into to keep from making a mess.

I beat off into a trap sock last night.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020


creepy socks

Socks that creep down your legs.

While walking you can feel the sock slowly creeping down your legs. Hence the term creepy socks.

by svdmailf December 15, 2013


Butter Sock

A Large Sock Filled With 83% Solidified Butter.

I just got beaten by a chungus with a Butter Sock.

by Real_Fake_Doors June 04, 2019


sock jammer

a fan of everyone's favorite british indie bedroom music artist Ricky Jamaraz

"I am a passionate sock jammer"

by tzu_ October 12, 2023


cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

by Kaje Willliams March 01, 2014


Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

by Coolbabies March 17, 2019