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When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick
I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock
When a group of people are so poor they can only afford one condom to run a train on a hoe.
Damn bro we only got one condom for all of us, looks like we making a burque sock!
To take a hit of nicotine normally taken of a vape
Aye bro lemme sock a dome real quick gotta get my head straight.
A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.
Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!
To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.
One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.
It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."
Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.
Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation
Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.
When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.
"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"