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There's Only One Life.
A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.
Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*
An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.
People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.
A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.
Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.
a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return
The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.
Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed
A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!