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That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus
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when you flirt or get flirted with at a drive-thru window
Use your imagination
-"Where are my nuggets ?!"
>"Oh shoot, I forgot, I got flirted with at the window, the next step might be Drive-thru dating"
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when they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out.
the baby couldn't be born naturally so it was delivered via canned food drive
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To tape a Hot Wheels car to your dick and have anal sex.
She said she was on the rag right after I had a Happy Meal, so I took that car, strapped it down and took a drive up the ass.
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to go over to someones home or hangout and feel their face like braille..in a sexy way
Oh dude..last night was awesome..some chick came by while i was outside and did a drive by brailling!
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A Chinese drive thru is where a Chinese person takes your order through an electric device.... and you can't understand anything the Asian is saying.
Asian - Hellowwww, me I taque yourrrrr ordaaa?
Guy - What?
Asian - Me hiy teque yoor odaaaa?
Guy - Can you put another person on the line?
Asian - oqueeeeeee, howld ommmm ay sequond
Guy - Don't you hate it when you need to go through a Chinese Drive-Thru
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The fear one feels while turning on the radio tuned to your listener supported station that another pledge drive has begun.
Did you catch that story about the McCrearys on This American Life?" "No, I was planning to listen but was paralyzed by pledge drive trepidation.
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