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A Jersians favorite place to go over the summer. Although this shore is sometimes given a bad rep by outsiders because of the 2009 MTV show; these beaches, us Jersians claim, are
sacred, better than any other. Whether it be renting a hotel or staying in a nearby beach house one or two blocks over, it's always a good time. Known for its boardwalks with arcade games, carnival rides, funnel cake and so much more fat, greasy food tourists as well as townspeople love to eat.
Wanna head down to the Jersey Shore, NJ?
When someone ties anal beads to a kite, sticks it in their ass, and flies it high in the wind while yelling, "I AM THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD!"
John: "What the hell is that?"
Robert: "New Jersey flyer. Don't ask."
A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.
Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.
When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.
That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!
the only place where you can find both the fakest ppl you'll ever meet and also the best ppl your elver meet. The only town that doesn't pay attention to any other sports then soccer and basketball.
omg she's acting like she's from Linwood New Jersey like honey chill your self
The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.
Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"
The gang consisting the Jersey boys: David Laid, Dylan McKenna and Qwin Vitale.
So-called "natural" bodybuilders.
Dude did you see the latest video from the JERSEY JUICE GANG