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keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.

l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!

by Shoutingboy March 11, 2011


Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

by lukeshrew October 23, 2008


Kid Killed

A game or site that lost all of it's fun because of pre-pubescent humans and is now cringy because of said humans.

Man, Minecraft was such a good game before it was Kid Killed.

by ToxicVoltage September 08, 2017


Kill Goblin

An individual with an extraordinary skill to steal kills, or points, from friends and teammates in video games and activities; most times it is unintentional.

Thomas- GOD DAMN IT, Nick stole another one of my fucking kills. That is like the 5th time this round. Fucking kill goblin!

Snow- WHAT THE FUCK, he just stole my kill then shot me in the head, what a cool guy who smells nice and is way funnier than me... always.

by Setton September 14, 2011


to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015


killed a moose

To, in some way, smoke marijuana. Usually in the form of a joint.

1. My friends and i wanted to get high so we killed a moose.

by startedmoose May 09, 2007


scavenger kill

the art of "waiting" outside a fight in a first person shooter game , where you wait for the weakest survivor to emerge ( from the fight ) and kill them ( at there weakest point before they power up)

this used to be frowned apon , how ever it has become a " staple" in newer first person shooter games ( quake3 /quake4 /halo )

5 peep enter a room , 3 get killed , 1 runs out looking for powerup , 1 chases the guy going for the powerup

the sixth person whacks the other 2 , with minimal effort , as they are "worn" from fighting

simular in effect to a wolf eating road kill , instead of actually hunting and killing
a scavenger kill

by raggedraider June 04, 2007