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on thanksgiving when you raost a turkey and fuck it through the part where you put stuffing
"dude, I love thanksgiving!"
"why?"
"cause you can fuck the turkey."
"what?!"
"turkey fuck! it's nice."
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When in the act of anal sex the male would pull out and begin to throw up in the woman's anus and then start to ram his penis rapidly and forcefully until he climax's and then leaves the anus agape to reveal the throw up emulating stuffing and the semen being the gravy topping.
Guy:Last night after thanksgiving dinner i put it in my girls ass and decided to give her the stuffed turkey.. Friend: stuffed turkey? what's that man? Guy: I puked in her ass bro ;D
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A chicks tits that hang to her belly button and resemble the beard of a turkey. Usually your neighbor who tries to wear a tube top with NO bra.
"Dude did you see the Turkey Tits on that toothless trailer park prom queen?!"
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During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time
Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one
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In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.
"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."
"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"
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Language used for homeboys from Bramford Ipswich UK, has different words wich are somehow related to the real word
like a secret code for words.
We need to be talking turkeys so these james mays dont understand us!
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When a girl\guy\another person is giving a guy head and he flaps his arms and makes turkey noises as he ejaculates.
Thanksgiving is the national turkey bird day.
Andrew: "I did the turkey bird with Emily last night."
Paco: "Cool story bro.."
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