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Epic event that you were eagerly anticipating, that is suddenly cancelled, er, "delayed" until a later date - even though many people, perhaps hundreds of thousands, are already on site and waiting for it to happen.
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On October 09, 2012, the Red Bull Stratos free fall from the stratosphere with pilot Felix Baumgartner, supremely hyped as "a mission to the edge of space that will try to surpass human limits that have existed for more than 50 years," with live feeds on redbullstratos.com/live and youtube, live feeds watched my *many* the world over, with viewers holding their breath in anticipation of the stratospheric balloon flight to more than 120,000 feet / 36,576 meters and the supposed record-breaking freefall jump in the attempt for Felix to become the first man to break the speed of sound in freefall (an estimated 690 miles / 1,110 kilometers per hour), while delivering valuable data for medical and scientific advancement...cancelled, er, "delayed" until the next day, at the *very moment* the launch was supposed to happen.
Randy: "Hey, I wasn't expecting you guys to show up for this important meeting, I thought you would be at your desks watching that Felix Baumgartner thing on the youtube like everybody else..."
Luther: "Oh, no, man...they pulled the plug on that thing, like, last minute."
Nate: "It's like, a total Red Bull Stratos Psych, ovah here."
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A dog descended from bull and terrier crosses created as a dogfighting breed. A gamebred animal with drive and heart. Capable of becoming a loyal, loving family pet. Often fond of children. Easy to train by a firm handler. The choice breed for irresponsible owners.
This breed has been given a horrible name, mainly due to the media hype focusing on so-called 'dangerous' breeds. In reality, the APBT is one of the only breeds ever bred specifically to be extremely friendly to humans.
They do NOT have locking jaws. They do not make good guard dogs.
Petey, the dog in The Little Rascals, was an American Pit Bull Terrier.
The UKC was founded by an APBT owner, and the first breed registered with the UKC was APBT Bennett's Ring.
The APBT was a popular icon of American Pride during the 1990s, decorating war posters and representing the country's strength and dignity.
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when something is a little more stupid then bs
This is some major Dip Shit Bull Shit!
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It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.
I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.
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A word meaning a bull, preferably Chinese, with big ears, used to hit people in the face with.
also defined as a small woman sucking the ear of an asain man.
She gave me a nice Chinese Bull Rabbit last night. CHING CHONG!
Im going to give you a Chinese Bull Rabbit, and it will break your nose.
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One, usually of the female variety, who ain't good-lookin.
"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"
"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"
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bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face
dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip
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