meat bucket

1. vagina. 2. Useless or lazy person.

Check out that strippers meat bucket.

Do something man, instead of sitting on your ass like a meat bucket.

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whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.

"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.

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Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."

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Zeus Meat

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.

I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.

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meat helicopter

A. When a man lies on his back and girates his pelvis in a circular motion, creating a meat helicopter.

B. When a man lies on his back and grabs his penis at it's base, then swings it in a circular motion while creating "whooshing" sounds, creating a meat helicopter.

I was about to fall asleep when he gave me the meat helicopter, making him irresistable to me. Oral sex ensued.

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Meat Thermometer

Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.

When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.

"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".

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Meat Hoof

Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.

Dude, look at that bitch's meat hoof, hanging out in public 'n all. That ain't right!

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