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Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.

Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.

by Mausoleumgoer January 28, 2025


tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.

Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!

by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022


Tool

Someone who you would describe as dumb, stupid or silly

Calvin you’re being such a tool

by SH1526 September 29, 2020


Tool

That guy who flies by you doing 90mph in a 50 in a lifted truck with a tapout sticker covering the entire back window.

“This truck is riding my ass!”
(Truck passes)
Tapout sticker??? What a fucking tool

by Faux Show June 27, 2018


Tool

A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday

José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!

by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016


Tool

A tool is a artist that is deprived of originality, creativity, and\or other art related skills that are usually required for making art.

To keep them self's form getting worse at making art or pass the time they help others by inking and coloring, point out mistakes, tutoring and being a form of support\feed back.

A tool will usually leave another artist once hat artist's capability exceed the tools.

Artist 1: What do you think about my work

Tool: It could use some work. Would you like me to re-ink and color it for you

by A tool. July 21, 2012


tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...

tool

by crazymofo69 November 25, 2009